The guys from Trailer Park Boys recently said that John Paul Tremblay (Julian) is more manly than you. Also вЂ“ visit Japan House, there lies the opportunity for a truly beautiful supplication. Pleasure yourself in the middle of the quad with as much gusto as you can manage, and when they come to arrest you, only to find that youвЂ™re jerking off onto a Michigan State jersey, they will fall onto the lush lawn with guffaws and then throw you a parade. Walk to the quad whilst trucking to the early funk of The Meters. Something cool to do on campus? Eat a couple of mushroom caps, then prime yourself with a viewing of The Wild Bunch. You canвЂ™t beat a great college town as a wellspring of knowledge and culture. Please visit sometime!Д¬hampaign-Urbana, Illinois made a bong-chorking man out of me. What was your time like here? What were some memorable experiences? Any suggestions for cool stuff to do on campus? Thanks so much, youвЂ™re absolutely hysterical. Phil be inexplicably formidable, but then of course, ultimately lose to Mr. I imagine heвЂ™d be in a pretty good scrap with his colon by this point. If you directed Rocky 7, who would you have Rocky fight? One Knowledge Piece: Wealth is more amply measured in hugs than dollars. If you could impart one piece of knowledge to the wayward generation of Reddit, what would it be? I cried when Ashton Kutcher came back to television. I consistently cried at the curt but heartfelt life advice dispensed by Coach Eric Taylor. I cried last night during rehearsal for this beautiful play Annapurna, by Sharr White, that Megan and I are doing. I cry with regularity, and I donвЂ™t mind a bit. We all know Ron Swanson has only cried twice in his life. I love and appreciate your (seemingly) minimalist approach to the things in life that make you happy (bacon, booze, wife, wood, not necessarily in that order.) How do you keep your focus on these important necessities in the face of a busy and changing world?ДЄvoid channels. I highly recommend Laphroaig 10 yo if youвЂ™re into Islay whiskies Mr. Or, be sitting in Scotland, sipping a dram. Had I more time, I would gladly be all up in your r/scotch. The older I become, the more single malts, particularly the Islay varieties, warm my gullet. My scotch appreciation is solid and true.

Is your enjoyment real or just for persona reasons? I mean no disrespect. You seem to like Scotch, Lagavulin and Balvenie if I remember from last time. Choose the champion of your apple crop, pluck it from the tree, and beat yourself about the face and tits with it until your mettle will suffice. Practice open-hand strikes against the rough bark of the trunk until itвЂ™s time to harvest. Nurture the tree, feed it, coddle it so that its fruit will be ample, bright and firm. Dig a large enough hole to transplant a mature apple tree.

Turn off your computer and go out of doors. Manliness: as a 24 year old half Asian male weighing in at 120 lbs, struggling to grow facial hair, how can I become more manly like yourself? You can bet your San Juan Hill that in my portrayal of Teddy, I will wrestle and defeat a Crizzly Bear. The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt and The River of Doubt are fantastic reads, and Theodore Rex is good, but more of the known quantity. I look forward to playing #26 with a relish that can only be described as fervent. Have you ever considered playing Teddy Roosevelt in a biopic about his life? I suppose it would be that dirty, mangy dog that named me вЂњSue.вЂќ If you could punch one person in the world with no consequences who would it be and why? Speaking of genitalia: weвЂ™ve also included a number of GIFs from yesterdayвЂ™s Internet-breaking Somebody Up There Likes Me promo. As previously noted, the man known as Swanson conducted his ( second) Reddit Ask Me Anything yesterday, and revealed such indispensable wisdom as, вЂњWork the perimeter before driving to the basket.вЂќ He ainвЂ™t talking about basketballвЂ¦

When you need life advice, you come to Nick Offerman.

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